September 30, 2007: Absolute Cheaters

Here's an interesting article about the state of things at Absolute Poker:

The online poker world has been in a frenzy for the past ten days when suspicions surfaced that some players at Absolute Poker might be able to see their opponents' hole cards. This possibility was first brought to public light by "fearme" in this thread on the 2+2 forums. Since that time, several high-stakes players have provided damning evidence through hand histories and PokerTracker screenshots that indicate foul play from some accounts at Absolute Poker (PokerTracker is a software program that compiles statistics from online poker sessions).

Part One - The Evidence

Improbable Wins

One PokerTracker screenshot showed that "GRAYCAT" played 190 hands of $200-$400 limit hold'em heads-up poker without ever calling a bet on the river. In other words, this player either raised or folded on every single river-betting situation. This is an almost impossible occurrence in limit poker since pot odds often justify crying calls on the river.

Another screenshot showed that "DOUBLEDRAG" played 138 hands of $15-$30 no-limit hold'em without making a single call on the river. This player won $38,000 in those 138 hands while voluntarily putting money in the pot on 96% of the hands. Put more simply: he played 138 hands, almost never folded, never once called a bet on the river, and somehow managed to win over 1,200 big blinds doing so. To perform such a feat without being able to see the opponents' hole cards borders on statistically impossibility.

A hand history involving another suspected superaccount, "POTRIPPER", showed him winning a $1,000 buy-in multi-table tournament by making a miraculous call. On the turn, POTRIPPER's opponent makes a very large all-in raise on a board of King-King-Seven-Four with two hearts. POTRIPPER calls the bet with Ten-Nine, no flush draw. His opponent had Nine-Two of hearts and missed his draw on the river. POTRIPPER won $30,000 in that September 12th tournament; it was the only tournament he has ever played on Absolute Poker.

Some consider the most damning hand history to stem from the GRAYCAT account. In a $200-$400 limit hold'em game, GRAYCAT caps the betting preflop. Three players see the flop of Five-Two-Two. GRAYCAT checked and folded to a single bet on the flop. The player who provided this suspicious hand history was holding pocket fives.

By now, you get the point. But there are several more examples of this suspicious play catalogued in this thread on the 2+2 forums.

Intentional Losses

On September 16th, while this situation was being widely discussed, DOUBLEDRAG sat down in a $10-$20 no-limit game at Absolute Poker. Evidently one player, "2006STANGGT", was unaware of the allegations against his opponent and joined the table. What ensued served as evidence that DOUBLEDRAG has his finger on the pulse of the poker world. He began dumping chips to other players perhaps as an attempt to demonstrate that he is, in fact, not able to see their hole cards.

One hand in particular was especially incriminating: on a board of Five-Five-Queen-Seven-Two, DOUBLEDRAG called his opponent's bet with Four-Three (read: the only possible hand that had absolutely no chance of winning the entire pot).

Several other hand histories from this chip-dumping session clearly show DOUBLEDRAG's awareness of the accusations against him. On one hand, his opponent bet all-in $3,300 on a flop of Queen-Ten-Six, two hearts.. DOUBLEDRAG called the bet with Three-Two offsuit.

After playing 117 hands and losing $11,000, DOUBLEDRAG left the table. More hand histories from this chip dumping session were posted in the previously mentioned 2+2 thread.

Part Two - What Went Wrong?

Any reasonable person who has reviewed the evidence in this situation is left with one undeniable conclusion: the players in question can see their opponents' hole cards. So far five accounts are suspected to possess this ability. The suspicious play all began shortly after a recent software upgrade was released by Absolute Poker. Ironically, Absolute Poker promoted their new upgrade as a "whole new way to look at poker." For at least five accounts, that statement is especially accurate.

A theory exists that the software upgrade might have been sabotaged by a disgruntled employee. The notion that an outsider hacked into Absolute's server and enabled some accounts to see cards face-up seems to be debunked by the overt manner in which these accounts employed their new powers. Surely, anyone smart enough to hack into Absolute's server would also be smart enough to slowly and quietly use their powers to bleed the resident high-stakes players of their bankrolls.

In a way, the poker community is extremely lucky that the operator(s) of these accounts was not bright enough to disguise their abilities. However, one shouldn't completely assume that the infected accounts simply "messed up" by playing too forthright. Another popular theory is that the firebomb approach was purposeful - a planned attack on Absolute Poker's integrity as an online cardroom.

Management at Absolute Poker has so far handled this incident horribly. In a statement, they said the accounts being suspected of foul play have been temporarily frozen while they investigate the matter. However, they further stated that they "have yet to find any evidence of wrong doing," and that they, "have found no proof that they had any knowledge of other player's hole cards." Much of their statement reads like a generic reply sent to small-stakes players complaining about a bad beat. The full response from Absolute Poker is available in this this post from the 2+2 forums.

Part Three - What This Means For Poker

Since the inception of online poker, losing players have enjoyed blaming their downfalls on the fact that online poker is "rigged". Rational responders have demonstrated why online poker is, indeed, not rigged; much like we did in a previous Weekly Shuffle. Until now, there was never a major incident for the "rigged" proponents to rest their hat on. Sure, puny Planet Poker's RNG was infiltrated two years before the Chris Moneymaker boom. Sure, there was the fringe room ProPoker that used insiders to play against customers. But never before now has a mainstream, popular room been demonstrated as being "rigged".

Many members of the poker community think this event will have a significant negative impact on the future of online poker. Depending on how well news of this incident circulates, it could deter thousands of casual players from depositing money online.

Most likely though, this event will remain relatively obscure in the history of online poker. The majority of people who even know about this event are serious players that can separate one room's incompetence from poker sites being rigged as a whole. Absolute Poker will likely lose many of its high-stakes players (who tend to be more active in the online poker community), but I would wager that half of Absolute's player base will never even hear about this event. From what it looks like, Absolute Poker is attempting to just brush this affair under the table, and they will likely be successful at doing so.

There are only two ways for us to know the full story about what happened at Absolute Poker. The person who operated the 'superaccounts' could come forward and explain exactly what happened, similar to what the people who hacked Planet Poker's RNG did in 2001. The other way is if Absolute Poker uncovers exactly what occurred and has the integrity to admit to it. If they did this, they would risk losing the majority of their player base. This is a lot to expect from a poker room, especially one that employs shady practices such as copying some of our strategy articles and pretending its their own unique content .

September 4, 2007: EHSI Fantasy Football Draft

Tonight was EHSI's annual fantasy football draft in downtown Milwaukee. This a 12-person league and it costs $85 to play. I won the championship last year, so I'm looking to go back-to-back.

Here is my team. I had the 6th pick in the draft. Wish me luck!

1. Shaun Alexander (RB) - SEA
2. Steve Smith (WR) - CAR
3. Marc Bulger (QB) - STL
4. Antonio Gates (TE) - SD
5. Marshawn Lynch (RB) - BUF
6. Tony Romo (QB) - DAL
7. Jon Kitna (QB) - DET
8. Bernard Berrian (WR) - CHI
9. Dallas Defense
10. Stephen Gostkowski (PK) - NE

This league uses double-activations and, consequently, doesn't require a deep bench. As a result, it may have been a mistake to select Romo in the 6th round. I just couldn't let him keep sliding, though. I'm not happy with having to take Alexander in the 1st round, but I'm very happy that Smith (2nd round) and Gates (4th round) slid as far as they did.

September 3, 2007: WFFL Draft

I had my 3rd fantasy football draft of the year. This one is run by a college buddy, and it costs $115 to play. I've been playing in this league since 1994, but I've never been able to win it all. Last year I finished 3rd. Two years ago, I finished 2nd. Maybe this is my year.

Here is my team. I had the 7th pick. I'm pretty happy with my team.

1. Travis Henry (RB) - Den
2. Steve Smith (WR) - CAR
3. Drew Brees (QB) - NO
4. T.J. Houshmandzadeh (WR) - CIN
5. Adrian Peterson (RB) - MIN
6. Chris Cooley (TE) - WAS
7. Bernard Berrian (WR) - CHI
8. Dallas Defense
9. Chris Brown (RB) - TEN
10. Michael Turner (RB) - SD
11. Stephen Gostkowski (PK) - NE
12. Brian Leonard (RB) - SD

In the 5th round, I had the choice between Peterson and Jamal Lewis. Ultimately, I went with Peterson - who probably has more potential to be something special later in the year. Interestingly, Jamal Lewis almost made it all the way around back to me. He was selected one spot ahead of me in the 6th round. Then, admittedly, I probably took Cooley too early.

Oh, well. We'll see what happens. Wish me luck!