August 27, 2007: Dave's Fantasy Football Draft

Tonight I participated in my 2nd draft of the fantasy football season. Costing $50, we get four keepers in Dave's league. Admittedly, my keepers are poor. This is what happens when your two best players from last year (Tiki Barber and Corey Dillon) retire. Here are my four keepers:

1. Randy Moss (WR) - NE
2. Antonio Gates (TE) - SD
3. Roy Williams (WR) - DET
4. Tatum Bell (RB) - DET

Without doubt, there are the worst four keepers of any team in the league. Here's how my draft went:

1. T.J. Houshmandzadeh (WR) - CIN
2. Tony Romo (QB) - DAL
3. Santana Moss (WR) - WAS
4. Marion Barber (RB) - DAL
5. Bernard Berrian (WR) - CHI
6. Michael Turner (RB) - SD
7. Jake Delhomme (QB) - CAR
8. Kevin Curtis (WR) - PHI
9. Dallas Defense
10. Brian Leonard (RB) - STL
11. Bo Scaife (TE) - TEN
12. Josh Brown (PK) - SEA

I know . . . it doesn't look good!

Daily Sketch: Down $335
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $775.31

August 26, 2007: Full Tilt Disaster

I played poker for 90 minutes this evening. Playing on a 6-man $5/$10 table for 80 minutes, I was basically even. Then, all hell broke loose.

When the night began, I had $285 in my Full Tilt account. In the span of 10 minutes, I lost it all.

I won't go into great detail, primarily 'cuz I don't like reading bad beat stories. My biggest loss, however, occurred when I flopped the nut straight. My opponent had flopped a set, so he (admittedly) had a good hand.

My fortunes sank, however, when a turn-river 2-2 gave my oppponent a full house and I lost a monster pot.

I will not play online poker until I return from Las Vegas. I fly out there in 12 days.

Daily Sketch: Down $285
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $725.31

August 22, 2007: Fantasy Football Draft #1

My first fantasy football draft of the season occurred tonight. Jon's league is a 10-person league and it costs $100 to play. I've been the runner-up for the past 4 seasons - which is quite an accomplishment.

We're allowed to retain two keepers. Here is my team. Wish me luck!

1. Steve Smith (WR) - CAR
2. Maurice Jones-Drew (RB) - JAX
3. Marshawn Lynch (RB) - BUF
4. Terrell Owens (WR) - DAL
5. Jamal Lewis (RB) - CLE
6. Tony Romo (QB) - DAL
7. Jon Kitna (QB) - DET
8. Vernon Davis (TE) - SF
9. Joey Galloway (WR) - TB
10. Michael Turner (RB) - SD
11. Nate Kaeding (PK) - SD
12. Dallas Defense
13. Owen Daniels (TE) - HOU
14. Seattle Defense
15. Brian Leonard (RB) - STL
16. Jason Elam (PK) - DEN

In the event he's checking the Sketchbook, I mailed a check for $100 to Jon's attention today.

Daily Sketch: Down $100
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $438.31

August 18, 2007: Spotted Cow XVII

I hosted Spotted Cow XVII this evening. Per usual, it was a royal affair!

Desperate to turn this month's Sketchbook around, I was determined to try and experience a profit tonight. Now that the games have moved into my basement, I don't need to clean up and worry about vacating the room by midnight. As a result, I can really concentrate on playing good poker. As a result, after the dust had settled tonight, I experienced my best night of Spotted Cow success.

In the first $30 tournament, I built a healthy stack of chips relatively early and coasted to the final four players. Up against three rookies, I really liked my chances. Alas, my cards went dry and I claimed a $60 prize for 4th place - netting me a modest profit of $30.

In the 2nd $30 tournament, I caught pocket Aces and pocket Kings (twice) very early in the tournament and again coasted to the final four players. This time, however, my cards stayed juicy enough for me to claim the 2nd place prize of $145. When this tournament ended, I was up $145 for the night.

The 3rd tournament started much slower. However, I hung around and eventually scooped a giant pot after flopping the nut straight while holding Q♠ K♠. At that point, we were down to 8 players, and I was suddenly the overwhelming chip leader - despite my slow start.

My cards dried up, however, and by the time we got down to the final two players, I was severely short-stacked versus Phil. In fact, I'd guess that Phil's chip count was five times my own. A highlight of the action (to that point) was watching Mike win a hand with a royal flush. Dealt Q K, the other three top hearts appeared on the board, and Mike scooped a monster pot. Despite that hand, Mike was eventually eliminated in 3rd place - but the royal flush was rather impressive to witness.

Shortly thereafter, Phil flopped a set of 4's during heads-up action, and I made a nice laydown on the river - despite the fact that I had flopped top pair. Phil's betting pattern on this hand made me suspicious, and I would have been permanently crippled if I hadn't folded.

After Phil confessed to flopping the trips, I felt very confident about my ability to read his play. Slowly yet surely, I applied the right amount of pressure at the right times, and my stack of chips increased. Finally, I took the lead, and Phil went "all in" preflop - despite the fact that I was holding the best hand. Phil couldn't catch up, and I claimed the top prize of $290. Just like that, I was up $420 for the night - which included an additional $15 I earned for retaining my own bullseye from the previous tournament.

After finishing "in the money" in three consecutive tournaments, I was pretty tired. It's hard concentrating that long! Regardless, it was time to play a 4th tournament, and I was determined to try to cash for a 4th consecutive time. I was the only person to cash in more than one tournament to that point, so I felt good about my chances.

Alas - I fell just short of my goal. With only 16 people playing in the last tournament (21 people played in the first three tournaments), I decided to lower the payouts to three players (rather than four). Wouldn't you know it? I finished in 4th place - or one spot out of the money - and one spot from cashing in all four tournaments.

Oh, well. I still claimed a healthy profit of $390 this evening - which helps to make the Sketchbook look a bit more respectable this month.

Daily Sketch: Up $390
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $338.31

August 16, 2007: Hawthorne Hills

Chris and I golfed at Hawthorne Hills today. It was a lovely day!

I had a pretty good round - as I posted a nice score of 84. Chris shot a respectable 98 - and he won $3 from me along the way. I gave him a stroke-a-hole (except on the par 3's), and he capitalized. As a result, the Sketchbook shows a tiny loss.

Daily Sketch: Down $3
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $728.31

August 15, 2007: Full Tilt Disaster

This past weekend, I learned (via Andrew) that some credit card deposits are working on Full Tilt Poker. Interested to see if it would work, I attempted to deposit $600 into my account earlier this week. The first two times I tried (with different cards), the transactions were rejected. However, my 3rd attempt (with my bank debit card) worked splendidly. Just like that, I had $600 to play with!

Unfortunately, my first night on Full Tilt Poker was a disaster. I played for 2 hours on a 6-man $5/$10 table and watched with amazement as one particular opponent (I think his screen name was BearBear) caught amazing cards. Despite the fact that he played like a donkey (he'd make preflop raises while holding 2-3 offsuit), he always seemed to scoop monster pots.

I don't want to make this entry a Bad Beat horror story. Afer all was said and done, however, I lost exactly $315 sitting at the table. Along the way, BearBear won nearly $1,000 - despite the fact that he was a DONKEY!!

So, I'd like to thank Andrew for helping me lose $315 this evening. Yay for me! I've still got $285 sitting in my account, but I think I'll wait a few days before jumping back into the fray. Tonight's losses weren't particularly enjoyable.

Daily Sketch: Down $315
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $725.31

August 14, 2007: PGA Championship Winnings

I had hoped that I could do better, but I still managed to finish 3rd in Bob's PGA Championship Pool this past weekend. Along with Tiger Woods, one of my teams had Scott Verplank, who was sitting in 2nd place after the opening two rounds. However, Mr. Verplank wilted a bit during the final weekend. Still, his 9th place performance helped me win $72 - which becomes today's Sketchbook entry. Here's a look at the leaderboard on Saturday . . .

If I want to turn this month's gambling results upside down, I need to get moving. Hopefully, this upcoming weekend's Spotted Cow Tournament will go a long way in doing that.

Daily Sketch: Up $72
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $410.31

August 11, 2007: The Arlington Million

Theresa and I trekked to Illinois and joined Jen and Andrew and their immediate family at the Arlington Horsetrack today. It was the annual running of the Arlington Million - which is the biggest racing day of the year.

A total of 11 races were run. After all was said and done, Theresa and I netted a profit of $55 today. I hit a couple $.10 Superfectas and a nice $1 Trifecta Key on the last race, and I was happy to leave the track with a small profit.

Later in the night, I joined Andrew, Dave, and Jeff for a lively game of dealer's choice poker back at the hotel. Playing for 4 hours, I claimed a modest profit of $43 during the session.

In the end, the Sketchbook sees a decent profit today.

Daily Sketch: Up $93
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $482.31

August 9, 2007: The PGA Championship

I joined two golf pools for this weekend's PGA Championship. Jim's pool costs $5/entry, while Bob's pool costs $25/entry. Here are my four teams:

Jim's Pool Team #1: T. Woods, L. Glover, S. Verplank, S. Elkington, S. Stricker, & M. Weir.

Jim's Pool Team #2: T. Woods, B. Curtis, J. Rose, T. Clark, S. Garcia, S. Micheel.

Bob's Pool Team #1: T. Woods, L. Glover, T. Clark, & B. Van Pelt.

Bob's Pool Team #2: T. Woods, S. Verplank, B. Curtis, & J. Leonard.

Besides Tiger, I really like Lucas Glover and Scott Verplank this weekend. We'll see what happens, I guess.

Wish me luck! I need to win some money to get the Sketchbook closer to respectability this month!

Daily Sketch: Down $60
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $575.31

August 8, 2007: No-Limit at Potawatomi

I visited Potawatomi Casino this evening. With Theresa traveling to Minneapolis the next couple of days, I figured it was a nice chance to play some live poker. Now that my options for online poker are gone, I'm itching to see some flops!

Unlike every other visit I've made to Potawatomi, I decided to play no-limit poker this evening. I wasn't ready to play poker for 12 hours, so I was hoping that a 3-4 hour session would be more meaningful if I played no-limit. So, I sat down at the table with $600 and crossed my fingers.

Admittedly, I was a bit nervous when I first sat down. The very first hand I witnessed, the player to my left lost $300 when he flopped a set of queens. Unfortunately, another player at the table had flopped a full house, and the chips were flying! I'm accustomed to playing $4/$8, so seeing someone go "all in" with $300 was not something I usually see.

Unfortunately, my session started slowly. About 30 minutes into the evening, I was dealt Q K and made a raise to $25. I was called by two players. This was the first "real" hand I played.

The flop came Q♠ K♣ 6. Feeling pretty good about my hand, I made a bet of $50 and one of my opponents called.

The turn came 2. I felt very good about this card. Besides flopping two pair, I was now holding 4-to-a-flush. As a result, I wagered $75 and my only opponent remained a calling station and matched my bet.

The turn was a J♣. I wagered another $75 and my opponent raised to $175. Uh, oh! I called his raise and quickly became disgusted when he flipped A♣ 10. He had hit his gutshot straight. Ugh!!

That same donkey proceeded to give away all the money he had in his wallet. Conservatively speaking, he lost $1,500 during the three hours he sat at the table. He chased every hand, and he never seemed to catch the card he needed - except that one hand he played against me.

After losing that big hand, I was down nearly $400. Slowly yet surely, however, I fought my way back and was actually up $85 when I caught A 9 about 4 hours into my session. I lost about $200 when I flopped two pair, however. My only opponent had pocket aces and that proved rather costly.

Not long afterward, I flopped a set while holding pocket 4's, but one of my opponents caught a flush on the river and I left the table down exactly $400. It's mighty costly to flop a set and lose to someone who hits their magical card on the river.

I wasn't particular happy to lose $400, so I decided to stop at a $1 Wheel of Fortune Machine (with my last $200) on the way out the door. Thankfully, I hit a nice spin and won back exactly $201.25 while sitting at the machine for no longer than 10 minutes. Content to only be down $199.75 for the night, I left the casino.

Despite the fact that I lost nearly $200 tonight, I had a good time. The next time I visit Potawtomi's poker room, I'm definitely going to sit at the no-limit tables. Other than losing a few big hands, I thought I played relatively well. I had a good sense of what my opponents were holding, I was simply outdone by a few bad river cards. That's poker, I guess.

Daily Sketch: Down $199.75
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $515.31

August 5, 2007: Depleted

With a Sunday afternoon completely free of plans, I decided to hop onto UltimateBet. Armed with exactly $100 in my account, I started my afternoon by joining a 10-man $30(3) Tournament. When we got down to 5 players, I was sitting comfortably in 2nd place and feeling relatively content.

Shortly thereafter, I was dealt pocket 10's and made a substantial preflop raise. The big stack called my bet and the flop showed three undercards. Without too much thought, I immediately went "all in" and lost all my chips when my opponent showed pocket Jacks. Ooops!

Down to $67 in my account, I jumped onto a 6-man $3/$6 table. I played for several hours, but after everything shook out, I lost the $67. I just couldn't seem to get anything going, and I eventually paid the price. It was a slow death.

So, as I type this Sketchbook entry, I have no money in any online poker account and I have no means of making an additional deposit. I need to find a way to deposit more money into an account . . .

Daily Sketch: Down $100
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $315.56

August 4, 2007: Golfing at Kettle Hills

My workplace organized a small golf outing at Kettle Hills today. Golfing with Ty, Steve, and Eric, we placed a variety of wagers during our round.

In particular, Steve, Ty, and I played $1 skins. In addition, Ty and I wagered another $5 on our overall scores and another $5 on our back nine score. Along the way, the members of our group placed a variety of small wagers on other things.

After the dust had settled, I claimed a nice profit of $39 while shooting a respectable 87. Unfortunately (for my opponents), they didn't golf nearly as well, which made it easy to win some money. Considering the round cost $45, I nearly golfed for free today. Woo hoo!

Daily Sketch: Up $37
Month-to-Date Sketch: Down $215.56